Mini Chainsaw Massacre

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...what every office needs.



Watch a woman cut down the plant in her office!

But once we chop our office trees down, can we count on these guys (you know they're guys) to then invent a USB mini-wood-chipper? Or will we have to let the bits lay on the office carpet until they turn into mulch naturally?

p.s.
Does this fit somehow w/ yesterday's post re: tall trees?

p.p.s.
Real or no, here's the site: USB Chainsaw