One Fish Two Fish Red Fish OMG FISH

A five foot flying fish, actually.

Ever want a 5 ft remote-controlled helium-filled flying fish? The video below shows a family that owns both the Shark and the Clown Fish 'Air Swimmer' models:



They fly both of them throughout the house.
And in the city. Just watch it. Awesome.

So awesome that I got my own 'Nemo' on Monday.

The box it came in is surprisingly small;
it fit into a regular priority mail box.

Now to find a helium source so mine can fly.
And hopefully I'll avoid the ceiling fan.
You know how fish hate ceiling fans.

And BTW, thanks Mrsupole for
our great new TT topic: 'FISH'
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Creature Comforts

Freaky finds for the family.

For your infant, the Zombie Devil Duckie:

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For bigger kids, A Remote Control Zombie, seen here fighting his arch nemesis, the remote control empty pants:

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For adults that are that kind of 'adult'...

Roxxy the Sex Robot:

"Hey there (pause) Stud"
"Do you like Porsches?" (was that 'porches'?)
"Are you ready to give it to me (pause) Stud?"
"Ah (roboticly) thats nice"
"You have a nice weiner." (and so on....)

As for me, I have no words re: this zombie date...

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Finally, for the oldsters, a Robot Nurse... ...planned for euthanasia?


At least one of the above seems montrous to me.

So this post is part of ThemeThursdays 'Monster' day.
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