Just feed this White Goat paper and water - its automatic.
After digesting 40 sheets, out poops one roll of toilet paper.
See it in action:
Its so unique - you can see why it won awards.
But... it only makes two rolls per hour.
Not to mention it costs $100,000 US !
Perhaps we should try a real white goat* instead?...
Its output is recycled on dirt; no electricity required.
*Get two - then we'll automatically get more lil' goats!
* For ThemeThursday's ' White ' day
*1 of HM's pics of Coney Island, click to see'm