I'm amazed by all the creativity on the web just trying to make sense of the latest missives from actor Charlie Sheen.
But I think its an impossible task:
On drugs…Enjoy? Not the word I'd choose.
“I am on a drug. It’s called 'Charlie Sheen'.
It’s not available. If you try it once, you will die.
Your face will melt off...”
On beating addiction…
“I closed my eyes and made it so with the power of my mind
...AA. It’s a silly book written by a broken-down fool.”
On his own in-home rehab…
“...that we labeled the Sober Valley Lodge.
… its primary client achieved radical success.”
On discussing his behavior with his kids…
“Talk about an education. And then, like, this, and then that’s the guy, and that’s our dad and we can get all the answers and the truth? Wow, 'winning!'...”
On being special…
“I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren’t special. People who don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.”
On being tired…
“I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars.”
“...my life is so much more bitchin’ than yours. I planned it this way.”
"...I am special. I will never be one of you."
On what people think…
“If people think I’m insane...
I have no interest in their retarded opinions.
I’m gonna live my life the way I want... they can just find the most comfortable chair in their small house and sit back and enjoy the show.”
(hardly a poster-boy for Miss Manners, is he?)
His poor kids. All -five- (!) of them.
For any with the courage to wade thru more:
more of ScreenJunkies Sheen quotes, so far...Or go here for more Sloth Sheen screenshots by buzzfed.
spearhead's unique Sheen click-on Audio Board.
The LA Times' Charlie Sheen Dictionary.
ETA - Charlie Sheen's strong moral code:
Howard Stern announced a 'Charlie Sheen Beauty Pageant' for his Thursday show, with the girls that Charlie used to pay to have sex with. Charlie wasn’t amused and said he felt burned by the girls.
Sheen said “Shame on you…” to the girls.
Now I'm truly speechless.