For your infant, the Zombie Devil Duckie:
For bigger kids, A Remote Control Zombie, seen here fighting his arch nemesis, the remote control empty pants:
For adults that are that kind of 'adult'...
Roxxy the Sex Robot:
"Hey there (pause) Stud"As for me, I have no words re: this zombie date...
"Do you like Porsches?" (was that 'porches'?)
"Are you ready to give it to me (pause) Stud?"
"Ah (roboticly) thats nice"
"You have a nice weiner." (and so on....)
Finally, for the oldsters, a Robot Nurse...
At least one of the above seems montrous to me.
So this post is part of ThemeThursdays 'Monster' day.