Reason #1 why I read 'The Sun': the photos.
Reason #2, the articles - 'The Royal Wee':
A pub landlady is auctioning off a toilet seat from her bar — after the Duchess of Cornwall (Camilla) popped in to use her loo.And 'Yes' the link does include a pic of the toilet seat.
Pint-puller Chris Azerkane is hoping the throne seat will raise a bog profit from Royal fanatics after placing it on eBay.
Chris, 52, said she was busy washing up in the kitchen of the 'Hare and Hounds' in Framfield, East Sussex, when her noble guest arrived to pay a visit... “The first I knew about it was when a load of posh cars started turning up in our car park...
Camilla: ''Hello, we’ve just come down from Gloucester do you think I could use your loo?''
UPDATE: the eBay bids are up to 67 pounds.
The Sun does great headlines for all its myriad faults.
ReplyDeleteMy personal favourite was when the unsung Scottish football team Inverness Caledonian Thistle beat Celtic 6-0 in a football match. Boring event, but the headline made it all worthwhile:
SUPER CALLY GO BALLISTIC, CELTIC ARE ATROCIOUS
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ReplyDeleteThat was great!
what if she only went in to check her lipstick or do drugs?
ReplyDeleteSherri, that's -exactly- what my SO said - was convinced Camilla snuck into the loo for a cigarette since (apparently) she's not supposed to smoke in public.
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