It was either that or 'God I Love Salami'.
Note: put down drinks before reading.
article: ...a divine message or a meaty coincidence20 years? Wonder what other messages she missed?
...she was cooking fried salami when (she) flipped one of them and saw the letter G. "Then got the O and I thought to myself how cool will it be if the third letter was a D."
Simoes realizes people may think she's crazy.
"I can't make this up... it's there in the burn marks."
For 20 years, her family has enjoyed fried salami for breakfast. Now Simoes is wondering how she will preserve the "holy" salami.
Think of the words if she'd fry up four at at time...