NEWS: 'Reality' celebutard, Jon Gosselin, is unhappy.
He's mad the paparazzi found out about his newest gf.
Meanwhile, Jon's eHarmony profile:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~How does he get even one date, much less a girlfriend?
w/... Debts piling up
& ... 8 kids under eight
So, is this today's 'hot male' ?
Or have fems under-26 gone dumb & blind?...
Or maybe the entire U.S. turning into 'Jersey Shore'?
Someone please explain. Sigh.