Wednesday, November 24, 2010

The Deathly Snores

Nook eBook readerOff to see Harry's new 'Hallows'?

Better bring a book, or a Nook.
Because the film is too long.

But you'd never guess that from those breathless promos, like the one below:

Best Harry Potter film yet!*
*If you ignore all the others.

*Except for that big lag in the middle

*Except for the cheap location shots

Sure, except again for that big lag

*Maybe when the other half comes out?

{1 min}

The movie-goers that I feel sorry for are the old folks.

You know, the ones who've never seen a Harry Potter movie, and decide to take the grandkids to this one. After 2 and 1/2 hours (plus 7 previews!) their butts will be flat, yet they'll still be confused.

My advice? Get'm to hold off seeing 'Deathly Hallows Part 1' til next July, just before Part 2 comes out.

I know, its impossible for the HP obsessed. But try.
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