but at least my brain is working, unlike this guy:
He loaded a $300 inflatable raft with camping supplies, two burritos, a bag of vitamins, a Bible and a mannequin of Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger.
"This trip was a campaign," Hopper explained. "I wanted to bring more attention to social diseases."
Yup, that's what it says.
Feel free to read that twice, I did.
After 5 days stranded on an island a mile off-shore he finally used his cellphone -doh!- to call for help.
And just in case you were worried,
he also brought along a red tablecloth and some duct tape.
No extra food mind you, but he did have a tablecloth.
Here's the entire article; it can't help but make you feel like a sane genius in comparison.
Still lol-ing about him bringing
that giant Schwarzenegger doll along...