But it started off so innocently:
"I'd like my hearing tested".Can't remember when I've enjoyed someone's work-post so much. Therefore, as a public service, I must link to it so more can see the rest here at GI's A World So Small.
"Are you experiencing any difficulty hearing?"
"Well I'm not sure ... how much do you charge?"
"Oh, don't worry about that, all our hearing tests are free"
"No, FREE. We don't charge for them"
"I'm Brazilian" ...